Tuesday was spent being very green. Green with environmentally-friendly attitudes? Come off it, this is America, being green gets in the way of my 6 litre hemi V8. No, green with envy. I toured LA`s richest neighbourhoods staring at the mansions and wondering how anyone could possibly afford them.
My day was based upon touring the length of Sunset Blvd. I started in Hollywood Hills, where I actually went round three open houses (house for sale with their doors wide open). They were quite modest really, only around the $2.5 million mark, yet had been lavishly decorated: huge bedrooms, baths and showers overlooking the valley, TVs in the bathrooms, kids` playrooms, out-house writing rooms, studies with en-suite.... One owner was apparently a director for some daytime TV shows, as his bathroom was covered in Daytime Emmy Award certificates. My cover story was that I was scouting houses "for my parents to buy"; this hopefully explained the interest of a bum-lookalike in these homes.
Beverly Hills had the most ridiculous houses, mansions, castles (yes, some even had gaudy fake turrets and towers); they were unimaginably large. Each was done in a different style: art deco, Spanish, Italian, Berber, modern, minimalist. That in itself was fun to see, as it makes a change from the cookie-cutter of real life.
I walked down Rodeo Drive, which on a weekday was populated only by tourists. I visited Gucci and discussed how the new 1500 series of watches have evolved from the same line when I worked at Gucci in 2001; and visited Bang & Olufsen, where the bored girl showed me what I asked for: the finest in high-fidelity. I had a demo of a pair of $21,000 speakers; the sound was pure bliss (more in the the picture description).
After this I became the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and saw mansions that were almost hidden from the road by their long drives and tight security fences. After a good hour navigating the rabbit-warren of dead-ends I was rewarded with a great view of Downtown from atop a hill.
Finally I took the Pacific Highway (route 1) to Marina Del Rey, which was a little disappointing. The map showed a "Fisherman`s Wharf" affair, which was really a boat owner`s wharf: not much beyond yacht yards.
On the way back here I braved the LA traffic in rush hour. It could have been worse, considering it`s supposed to be the worst in the country.
Just before I hit the sack I bumped into Solenne, the French girl from Phoenix. A big country, yet a small world.